README Ripper

Transforms any GitHub README into a brutal stand-up comedy set with shareable result pages.

/moonshiftA web app that turns the user's GitHub README into a brutal stand-up comedy set, with shareable result pages.

duration

8m 7s

cost

$3.12

phases

10 / 10

//phase 1 · planner

Planner spec

Target user

Indie devs and founders who want a funny, shareable take on their project without writing comedy themselves.

Success metric

A user can paste a repo URL and instantly get a readable, shareable brutal set page that others can open without signing in.

Product

README Ripper

One liner

Transforms any GitHub README into a brutal stand-up comedy set with shareable result pages.

//phases 1–10

What each agent did

Phase	Agent	Duration
P01Plan	Pplanner	38s
P02Schema	Ddb	21s
P03Backend	Bbackend	1m 24s
P04Build	Ffrontend	1m 36s
P04Build	Ttests	41s
P05Validate	Ccontract	12s
P06Deploy	◈deployer	1m 13s
P07Audit	Aauditor	28s
P07Audit	Sauditor-security	22s
P08Publish	Mmarketer	19s
P09	Iimage-gen	47s
P10	▲publisher	6s

//phase 6 · deployer

Deployment

Live deploy ↗GitHub repo ↗Vercel project ↗

The deployer agent ran gh repo create + vercel deploy --prod. The URL above is real (frozen for the showcase).

//phases 8 + 10 · marketer · publisher

Drafted social copy

Held at the publisher gate until you approve per-post.

LinkedIn · draftview post · HITL-gated

README Ripper turns any GitHub README into a brutal stand-up comedy set-then publishes a public page your friends can open instantly.

I built it because most devs already wrote the material. They shouldn't have to write jokes on top of documentation. The app reads your README, roasts the project like a late-night comic, and formats the result like an actual set.

Workflow is 3 steps:
1) paste a repo URL
2) we fetch the README via GitHub
3) we generate the set + a share link (/set/[id])

No sign-in. No editing UI. No history. Just paste → get roasted → share.

Shareable is the point: it's instant, readable, and made for DMs.

Try it live: https://readme-ripper-acdca9.vercel.app

#OpenCode #AI #BuildInPublic #Hackathon

X · threadview tweet · HITL-gated

README Ripper: 3 steps from a repo URL to brutal stand-up + a share page. Paste → roast → share. https://readme-ripper-acdca9.vercel.app

2/Paste a repo URL. README Ripper turns your README into brutal stand-up.
3/Your README has the material. The internet needs the punchline. README Ripper makes it shareable.
4/3 steps under the hood: fetch README via GitHub, generate the bits, publish the /set/[id] page.
5/Demo test: it roasts the boring parts first, then lands a clean bit.
6/If your project can survive this stand-up, it can survive anything. Try it:

//phase 7 · auditor · security

Audit

Code-quality + security checks gating the deploy.

Code auditpassed

performance

98/10

accessibility

95/10

best practices

96/10

seo

100/10

Security auditflagged

score87/10

mediummissing security header: x-content-type-options
mediummissing security header: x-frame-options
mediummissing security header: referrer-policy
mediummissing security header: content-security-policy
highwildcard CORS detected on API endpoint

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